My roommate and I had a 30 minute argument about the Ferrari logo.

"Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna" (lukielauxd)
11/30/2013 at 00:33 • Filed to: None

So it's known that the Ferrari logo is a prancing stallion right? So we googled up the definition for what a stallion is and it says it's a male horse that has not been castrated yet and he spends the next half hour telling me about how because you can't see the horse's baby-making organs that it is not a prancing stallion but rather a prancing castrated or female horse.

DISCUSSION (26)

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:35

Ferrari is all about cocks.

Wave Motion Gun > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
11/30/2013 at 00:38

So it should be a rooster, that settles it.

Seeing the fact that the OP is still alive, I assume he won the fight over the scissors and the ensuing struggle that such a debate would surely have required.

Anon > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:40

Horses penises expand greatly. Honestly from the view of the ferrari logo you probobly wouldn't be able to see the penis.

offroadkarter > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:44

Tell your roommate to shut the hell up

Signed -

Someone who actually owns a male horse

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Anon
11/30/2013 at 00:45

I said that the leg might be covering it if he really wanted an explanation why it's not there, and then he told me to google a picture and then give him an explanation how a horse penis could hide behind a leg.

Lets Just Drive > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:50

Just a guess here, but your room mate has never ridden, owned or spent any time around horses, has he? And I'm not talking, "I went on that trail ride once."

I'm talking full race kit, not a beige Camry.

Because if he did, he'd understand that he's talking out of his ass.

Lets Just Drive > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:52

Yeah, or it could be that Ferrari knew that putting a great big horse cock in the logo probably wasn't going to sell cars.

Is your room mate under the assumption that you, too, are castrated because he isn't privy to seeing your privates hang low?

Your room mate, no offense intended (okay, maybe a bit) is an idiot and needs to never talk about cars again.

Desu-San-Desu > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:55

Maybe it's just cold outside.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 00:55

Grab a marker, draw an enormous cock in the logo, problem solved.

BlackBird, Mexican Clownshoe pilot > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 01:01

as someone who rides horses weekly, tell him to stfu, the horse in the logo it's a friesian Stallion, it wouldn't make sense if it was castrated, as it wouldn't be a testosterone driven sometimes even stubborn animal, just like the car. if he doesn't understand, tell him the reason why he doesn't see the cock it's because it is inside driving....

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 01:10

Why was your roommate looking for a dick on the Ferrari logo? Is there a dick on the Mustang logo, or spots or any marking that it's a wild horse?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > offroadkarter
11/30/2013 at 01:12

Your girlfriend/wife must be very proud.

His Stigness > BlackBird, Mexican Clownshoe pilot
11/30/2013 at 01:14

I'm sorry but I laughed when you said you ride horses weekly.

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 01:34

Is your roommate singing this song to the Prancing Stallion?

BlackBird, Mexican Clownshoe pilot > His Stigness
11/30/2013 at 01:51

ROFL whooops it's late over here and english it's my second language, what I meant to say is that I ride on a weekly basis, though going through final exams this and next week it might be tough to have time this weekend to do so :(

offroadkarter > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
11/30/2013 at 01:58

you think I can afford one of those to!? Not on my income

His Stigness > BlackBird, Mexican Clownshoe pilot
11/30/2013 at 01:59

Lol it's all good, I just laugh at little things like that and felt like sharing.

LappingLuke > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 02:05

Sounds like your roommate is a prancing fucktard who needs castrating?

anonsagainstanonymous > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 05:21

Guys guys guys. Would it really be that bad if Ferraris were female? I mean, they would be quite fruity if they were male. Not that there's anything wrong with that per se. What I mean is that it really shouldn't come as a surprise if they were female.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 06:28

to be fair. The real name is Cavallino Rampante, which means non-gender specific prancing horse.. but it really doesn't matter. Modern Ferrari call it the Prancing Stallion in English so that's what it is.

Skif6996 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 06:59

Your roommate sounds like a troll.

He just SR20'd a ficticious horse dick.

mattoverdrive > Desu-San-Desu
11/30/2013 at 09:10

Maybe the horse is compensating for something.

desertdog5051 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/30/2013 at 10:09

OK, OK, you guys. It's not a horse, OK?

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/30/2013 at 10:22

Everyone knows you won't find a dick ON the Ferrari, but IN the Ferrari.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Skif6996
11/30/2013 at 14:00

When you put it that way...wow it sounds even worse

Philbert/Phartnagle > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
12/02/2013 at 13:29

Just tell him its business is secured and taped up for speed!